About

I love food.

The paranormal is real.

The book is always better than the movie.

I saw Bonds hit homer number 700.

I used to have a bowl cut.

I love golf.

I’ve been in drag.  Twice.

I remember what I was doing when the space shuttle blew up.

I snore.  Loudly.

I’ve gotten into two fistfights.  I won both.

I have three dogs, two cats and a bird.  They like each other.

I think Weekend at Bernie’s is vastly under-appreciated.

SPAM is delicious.

Each of my pets believe that they are my favorite.

I’ve mooned people.

I used to rock a sweet mullet.

I am a film snob.

I lay on my wife’s side of the bed to soak up all the coolness of the sheets.  When she comes to bed, I roll back over to soak up the coolness from my side.  I maximize the coolness of the sheets for my own selfish gain.  This technique works well during the summer.  In addition, this technique will end as soon as she reads this.

Maintaining this blog cleanses my brain.

Keep reading Bacon Makes It Better!

4 responses to “About

  1. While you had me at point#1, you secured my respect and admiration with numbers 2, 3, 8, 11, 14, 17, 18 and 20. Especially # 18.

    • virtualmanspace

      Ah, yes! A kindred spirit! I’ve been seriously considering resurrecting my mullet from extinction– all business up front with a party in the rear.

  2. LJ

    you are hilarious

  3. I truely admire your candor. I can appreciate the fact that you’ve bared your soul and exposed your vounerabilities to us, the reader. I believe each point listed above, except that you one both of the fights, I know that I kicked your ass in the second one! I have witnesses.

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