Sesame Street turns 40.
The Berlin Wall came down 20 years ago.
Bacon Makes It Better receives its 3ooth visit.
It’s been said that maintaining a blog is a lot like a visit to the Grand Canyon; you shout your viewpoint into the open abyss, hoping for an intelligent reply, but the only thing you get in return is the sound of your own voice.
It is an apt comparison.
The proprietors of Bacon Makes It Better understand this frustration. The daily ritual of checking the Blog Stats on the Dashboard can feel like studying the charts of a cardiac arrest victim. My graphs would flatline for what seemed miles, taunting me in every measure, like a visual model of my own lifeless writing career.
I started to think maybe, I should just give up this blogging thing. My ‘fight or flight’ instinct was leaning towards the latter.
Then something funny happened.
Someone– other than my wife– actually read my blog! Days later another poor soul stumbled upon my site. Then another. And another. Soon, comments appeared and asked for my moderation.
If being an artist means that you’re able to provoke an emotional response with your chosen medium– my blog posts, in this case– then mission accomplished. I’m ready to get all bohemian, start shopping for ascots and chop off my ear in the name of art.
But I’m not quite finished yet. There’s still so much to write about; I feel like I’m just getting warmed up.
In this special edition post, I’d like to recognize the key moments in the short lifespan of Bacon Makes It Better:
Most popular post
1st Place- Pick a Team, Any Team.
Most Controversial Post- Flower Power. It’s all in good fun honey. Honey?
First Ever Comment- Wretcheddollface about Magic In a Bottle.
Favorite Comment (Tie)- Shoutsfromtheabyss about The Obligatory Holloween Post: An Open Letter to the Trick or Treaters in my ‘Hood.
Most Honored Guest- Donald Mills from Crabbyoldfart.
Most Frequent Visitor- Olympus Monz.
Favorite Accidental Visitor- The person who did a google search for “How do you say ‘trick or treat’ in Swedish.” This search brought them to this post. Hope you found what you were looking for.
Favorite Tag That Generated Traffic- R. Kelly tag for An Open Letter To The Swiss: First You Poke Holes In My Cheese, Now This? Not quite what you expected, huh?
Most Bitter Comment- LuisJPena regarding Angel Baseball Fans on Deja Vu All Over Again Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Accept The Yankees.
Personal Favorite All-Time Post- Greetings From Antarctica: An Open Letter To The International Olympic Committee.
Thanks, for making Bacon Makes It Better the runaway success that it is!
All ten of you.